little-deathhh: bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your day better hOLY HSIT omfg
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
babyferaligator: Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
tyleroakley: Me, when an ambulance drives by.
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
In the end it didn’t pass because we’re so politicized. There were some on my...– Sen. Pat Toomey (R-PA) saying aloud what everyone already knows: the GOP would see innocent men, women and children starving, jobless, uninsured and shot dead so long as it causes political damage to our nation’s first black president (via odinsblog) Wow. It’s rare for a Republican to just come...
Ladies don’t you know when you look/dress/act in a way that men don’t approve...– Male Facebook proverb (via misandry-mermaid)